Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You need Xanax blowdarts
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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