we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she smelled like a LAN party
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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