Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize