Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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