I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Never joke about your clitoris.
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