Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i black out too much to be "responsible"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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