i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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