Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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