Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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