Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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