We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I have post one night stand depression
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