Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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