Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
she smelled like a LAN party
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
