I need help removing her.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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