i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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