oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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