Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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