he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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