By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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