I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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