My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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