question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Damn victory sex feels great
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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