So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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