Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
