Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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