That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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