Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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