Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...

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(714): View more from California

he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday

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(630): View more from Illinois

which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?

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(845): View more from New York

he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.

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(317): View more from Indiana

im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.

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(214): View more from Texas

If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already

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(530): View more from California

After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.

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