Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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