Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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