I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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