I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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