a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The air was thick with penises
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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