I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
