ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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