Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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