Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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