we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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