If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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