she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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