Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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