I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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