it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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