ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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