i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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