One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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