I'm sorry my penis didn't work
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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