I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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