Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Randomize
