I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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