Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize