I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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