Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
