I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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