yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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